haha eve can read this
i want to go out with someone but at the same time i really fucking don’t
i don’t love anyone, i’ll just worship my hair
i had chicken dippers for dinner i feel like five years old again :)
i fucking hate the blue screen of death
jamjras: i hate year 7’s lmao i hope they all burn
you can rock my casbah anyday baby
omfg i need the new doo seckz game it’s too good kentuckyfriedchickenshit said: Anal seckz yeah you fuckin wish wouldn’t you missy “black food”
omfg i need the new doo seckz game
it’s too good
i went to school
and some twat placed a crocodile clip on my arm and it fucking hurt
I’M BACK AND I’VE ONLY GOT ONE FUCKING FOLLOWER. WHO ONLY HAS ONE FUCKING FOLLOWER. WHO ELSE IS A GUY ON TUMBLR WHO ONLY HAS ONE FUCKING FOLLOWER.
yay i won poker
it means i can talk more shit to my brother so awesome
i’m so drunk lolz xDD– people that are drinking lemonade (via davidkarpisafuckup)
itchy balls, fucking annoying
chicken sandwich and coco pops
yum yum best breakfast ever
i have the best parents ever
i mean they bought me two tubs of ben and jerry’s <3333333
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yay I’m out of shitty ass france
i’m going through a fucking system of a down craze in france save me please :(
my dad is snoring loudly and I’m trying to enjoy my free WiFi in this hotel shut the fuck up
i could be annoyed at loads of things right now but i cba lol
my friendship group is the bestest ever i’ve missed out on so much drama omg
okay I’m not shit at poker
lucky lime always gives me time to make a shitty rhyme
since when did I become shit at table tennis
so i’ve started drinking more ‘isotonic sports drinks’ and i’ve been enjoying my ‘pep talk with coach’ a lot more since i’ve been involved in the perpignan 2k11 table tennis fest in a holiday villa
dead kennedys, metallica and anthrax. system of a down too
why is my family retarded
i miss my xbox already, i want my new gamertag
i fucking watched cebeebies for two hours straight thinking that the remote was awol. fml.
i don't give a fuck →
feral cat turned up at the villa, it was cute but far too skinny so i gave it a saucer of milk because i’m a top lad.
why is html so hard all of a sudden
i mean jesus christ it’s pretty identical to bbcode and that’s simple as fuck
poker depresses me greatly also.
america’s got talent depresses me greatly.
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